List Of Useless Things I Have Done Today Instead Of Studying:

1. Went on FB

2. Went swimming

3. Got tan

4. Also got ogled

5. Invented a creative way to survive in trees with a pulley system

6. Did the Oprah and doled out advice on matters of the heart

7. Been tempted to go on friend's crush's Wall and type "DOUCHE" and then Like it

8. Printed ukulele chords

9. Played ukulele chords

10. Tried to rearrange chords into song

11. Failed

12. Wrote own song

13. Forgot the tune

14. Discussed the correlation between homosexuality and white linen pants

...scheisser, I am so acing the A Levels.