Dio, to Lisa, about H3: "So do it, then. Do a new one. It's all about the versions."

Cara, watching him leave: "... What's all about the virgins?"

Lisa: "If you're going to Europe- stay. in. a. hotel. Europe is a developing country."

Cara: "...Europe isn't a country."

(LISA YOU'RE A GEOG KID FO SHAME)

Joan: "I'm sure there's a YMCA in Greece where you can stay, Cara!"

Lisa: "Not all the men in the YMCA are very Christian!"

Amrit: "That's okay! God loves all!"

Lisa: "The problem, Amrit; is when they love you more than you love them!"

Cara, annoying the Science kids during a particularly intensive Chemistry mugging session: "... Call me Bond. Chemical Bond."

Josh: "...But they're NOT going to moderate the Lit marks!"

*turns to Cara* "How many marks did you miss your A by?"

Cara, pokerfaced: "I didn't miss my A."

Josh: "Oh."

[The Difference Between Arts Kids and Science Kids]

Carol: "Roses...lilies...no, no." *turns to Cara* "What type of flower is it that changes colour from pink to blue in different PH water?"

Cara: *funny look* "... Plastic?"

Carol: "Uh no." *turns to Xu Yang* "What type of flower is it that changes colour from pink to blue in different PH water?"

Xu Yang: *funny look) "...Litmus?"

Amrit: "And then my mum was all OH MY GOTT AMREET you better wake up your idea lorh!!"

Josh: "Your mum doesn't talk like that."

Amrit: "I know. But I like to pretend that she does."

Josh: "And then my mum was like JOESHUA WHY LIKE THAT ONE"

Amrit: "Your mum doesn't talk like that."

Josh: "Uh. Yes. Yes she does."

Amrit: "So if you have one white and buff guy, and you have one black and skinny guy..."

Josh: "I wonder what kind of kids they'd have."

Lisa: "... they wouldn't HAVE kids."

Josh: "But how dyou know if you're gay?"

Cara: "If you look at guys and something happens down there."

Amrit: "Come on Singaporeans! We are United In Failure!" *rallies*

Cara: "Yeah!!! ... wait, what?"

"I'm going to look like a whale so Hayden Panettiere will save me."

Mum, referring to the NJC poster: "Why're there two such dark people on the NJ poster? Isn't it supposed to be multiracial? Then why is it Chinese Indian Indian Chinese?"

Cara: "No, mum. It's Chinese Indian CANOEIST Chinese."

Mr Menon, to the P.E class, and Jason and Justin: "So we only have two whoolesome guys--"

Josh: " -.- "

Mr Menon: "... OH! Hi."

Mr Menon: "Forgetting your PE kit on the first lesson is called amnesia. Forgetting your PE kit in subsequent lessons is punishable by the penal code."

Mrs T: "If you take O Levels, you have access to a certain pool of men.

If you take A Levels, you have access to a certain pool of men.

And if you take PhD..."

KKY: "... Then there will be no men."

Lisa: "Cara, I bet you slipped off for a tryst with Shahab."

Cara: "It was a DIPLOMATIC VENTURE. I was trying to make peace with the Arab states."

Lisa: "I know exactly what that Arab state wanted to make with YOU. ;) "

Carol: "I mean, happiness is only temporary. If you're happy now, it's because you decide to be. If you're happy during bad times, it's because you decide to be. And if you're happy all the time-"

Cara: "then you deserve to be medicated."

Shakti: "What's a ho?"

Lisa: "A variant of a garden tool."

Shakti: "Oh. Then what's a rake?"

Dora: "Another kind of garden tool."

Shakti: "Oh. Then what's a pimp?"

Cara: "It's what comes before a pimple. Like, y'know. '...don't pop that pimp'. "

Shakti: "Oh."

Amrit: "This is given by God. No matter your rationality! ... I mean nationality!!"

Lisa: "I googled black comedy and I got-"

Cara: "- racist jokes."